Oh, Neil

[Verse 1]

Oh! Neil

I've loved you for so long

I never dreamed

You'd put me in a song

[Verse 2]

I'm Carole

And I live in Tennessee

I never hoped

That you'd remember me

[Verse 3]

Darling, when I saw you at the square dance

My pulse skipped a beat

My heart felt so heavy

Like I had too much to eat

[Verse 4]

Then you took me walkin' in the moonlight

It was, oh, so sublime

I had too much molasses

And your lips stuck to mine

[Bridge, spoken]

Oh! Neil

I'd even give up a month's supply of chewin' tobacky

Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky

My Grandpappy, he don't like your records

He said if I play them, I will surely die

[Verse 4]

Lookout!  I see him comin' with his shotgun!

There's nothing left to do

Oh! Neil

I'll surely die for you

[Outro, spoken]

*pop*

(I told that gal not to play them daggone Neil Sedaky records)