Scary Movie

[Verse 1] Bet you think you're pretty clever Tellin' everyone you're best friends with the director He just owes your dad a favor Interesting, no, you're boring No one loves you more than you, it gets annoying So here's a little story [Pre-Chorus] If this was a scary movie You'd be the first to die If this was a scary movie I'd pretend to cry [Chorus] 'Cause you're handsome, but you're stupid Off camera, you're pretty useless Whеn they find you in the bushes Plot twist, you'rе dead and I did it Plot twist, you're dead and I did it Plot twist, you're dead and I did it [Verse 2] No one sees you as a hero You say that you're a lead But you're just B-roll You're no De Niro [Pre-Chorus] If this was a scary movie You'd be the first to die If this was a scary movie I'd pretend to cry [Chorus] 'Cause you're handsome, but you're stupid Off camera, you're pretty useless When they find you in the bushes Plot twist, you're dead and I did it Plot twist, you're dead and I did it Plot twist, you're dead and I did it [Outro] Plot twist, you're dead and I did it