Scary Movie

[Verse 1]

Bet you think you're pretty clever

Tellin' everyone you're best friends with the director

He just owes your dad a favor

Interesting, no, you're boring

No one loves you more than you, it gets annoying

So here's a little story

[Pre-Chorus]

If this was a scary movie

You'd be the first to die

If this was a scary movie

I'd pretend to cry

[Chorus]

'Cause you're handsome, but you're stupid

Off camera, you're pretty useless

Whеn they find you in the bushes

Plot twist, you'rе dead and I did it

Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

[Verse 2]

No one sees you as a hero

You say that you're a lead

But you're just B-roll

You're no De Niro

[Pre-Chorus]

If this was a scary movie

You'd be the first to die

If this was a scary movie

I'd pretend to cry

[Chorus]

'Cause you're handsome, but you're stupid

Off camera, you're pretty useless

When they find you in the bushes

Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

[Outro]

Plot twist, you're dead and I did it