Pub Watch

Well done mate You look like a prick You're drinking too much and you're acting like a dick Chatting up the girls Thinking you're alright The only head you're getting is the one on your pint I'm sorry it's your birthday I haven't got a gift I shouldn't have come out, I'm pissed when I'm pissed Sat down in the pub Watching football on the screen Do you ever get the feeling you're stuck in the same routine? Pub watch Yeah he's on the Pub watch Like mate you've been Cut off He's still on the Pub watch Yeah he's on the Pub watch Yeah he's on the Pub watch Like mate you've been Cut off He's still on the Pub watch Watch out, it's the half-gram hype-man Big mouth but he ain't got big plans Knocked out, face first when he lands And he spits his teeth out And now it's all kicking off, it's all kicking off It's all kicking off and I can't be bothered He said "do I look bothered?" Clearly you are bothered Now the room is quiet and I feel a little awkward He needs a subtle reminder that he is not a Peaky Blinder You mither and mither And neither of us want to cause all the fuss We've all had enough So stop acting tough Jamie thinks he's hard Tommy wears Supreme Matty spends his money in the fruit machine They think they're proper mad You're acting like your dad Is that what it takes to be a proper lad? Pub watch Yeah he's on the Pub watch Like mate you've been Cut off He's still on the Pub watch Yeah he's on the Pub watch Yeah he's on the Pub watch Yeah he thinks he's Top notch He's still on the Pub watch