Gig Tax

What time are you on? Can you do a cover song? Don't know if I can pay ya We didn't break even with the tickets So I guess I'll see ya later Who, me? Yes, I'm the promoter Minimal turnout means exposure Trust me, done it for years mate I'll never fuck you over Dead sober We're on time No soundcheck, don't ask why Could you cut your set short Make room for the club night? Don't mean to be uptight I'm all bark, no bite Need you out by nine tonight Turned you down if that's alright? Great set Didn't see it Heard you wеre good I don't believе it You drove all that way Seven-hour trip, nowhere to stay How much you charge? How much they pay? To see you fuck up on the stage? Said you got some tips Tricks and pointers, you insist Top ten ways to make it big Coming from someone who never did You got 8k followers Pretty big deal, you see? Said you've done bigger and Playing to an empty room Well that just ain't me Oh, by the way lads, I gotta shoot So I'm gonna miss the set, so uh Break a leg Great set Didn't see it Heard you were good I don't believe it Yeah, nah, those boys are kinda shit Like I don't really rate them They think they're unique All they do is rip off other bands Like they're not even discreet If you ask me, I think they sound a lot like The [bleep] Dave knows a bloke Used to run The Royal Oak Said he could get us on there next week Said he'll call it a favour And he'll pay us later For now we should do it for free And if it ain't too much trouble We got merch to hustle We haven't got money to eat He said you'll have to charge double It's cheaper on Redbubble Shipping on their site is free