D.i.v.o.r.c.e.f.g.

We step into the office where The boss sits in an office chair A hundred times a millionaire Swiveling in his underwear And on the lap of luxury Sits some girl from the factory Presented as a Christmas gift They did the business in the lift With his trousers round his ankles And his fingers in the till Everybody loves a scandal And it helps to pay the bills From the ashes of disaster grow The roses of success and so There beneath the mistletoe They caught it all on video And I thought I saw a princess begging From the windows of a Double Decker We all love a royal wedding But a royal divorce is better With their trousers round their ankles And their fingers in the till Everybody loves a scandal And it helps to pay the bills, it's easy They say If you put a monkey behind a typewriter For about a million years He'll write the complete works of William Shakespeare And then he'll tell you a tale Of how his love affair failed With The Princess Of Wales And the Americans will turn it into a mini series With their trousers round their ankles And their fingers in the till Everybody loves a scandal And it helps to pay the bills, it's easy As D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G