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Central Cee

Bumpy Johnson

From No More Leaks - EP2022

Written by Central Cee

Lyrics

Bumpy Johnson

Put on your belt, it's a bumpy road But I'm feelin' like Bumpy Johnson Good, die young, I'm a wrongen Long live Driss, he's never forgotten (You're now listening to Young Chencs) If my man cross me, then, I'm cuttin' his fingers off, so fingers crossed My fingerprints all over the rocks It's hot, no other choice but to rinse the spot I'm selective with who I get with

Gyal on my phone try see who I'm fuckin' Lil' bro got his hand in his pocket Come any closer and see if he's bluffin' Six-man in the yard, O.T. was the last to sleep and I woke up first Bad Bs, they curved the kid back then when I weren't so lit, now the roles reversed Soon as you get some Ps, these hoes occur, hoes appear Nowhere near, had nowhere to live, had to sofa surf (uh) At the time, it was bad, it was all in my mind

'Cause in hindsight, it could've been worse Ex ting givin' me red eye and spoilin' my new one, it could've been her "Don't dwell on the past," I'm tellin' my darg, "If it happened, then bro, there's a reason" I ain't beefin' bro 'bout nothin', we act like men and we come to agreements The cell got hit, but I bit too late, so I gave him one for the inconvenience Rookie, young but I ain't no rookie, your place got took 'cause you're inexperienced I don't think that them man there serious In the trap, had a plan like that

Same way man pull up my pants and take off my hat and change my 'ppearance A lot of pain I'm used to endurin', I see man screw and I'm throwin' my Ls up Dagger on bro like Zelda, ain't Nintendo, this is the ghetto We trap like The Wire, they act like Elba Don't have a Scooby, I stay with dookie I got my darg, it's somethin' like Shaggy I got a good girl like Velma Was young, goin' school to let out the anger I had that was built inside

You get a weird mix of emotion when you feel both guilt and pride Long day and I need upliftin', switch up the sound to a feel-good vibe These songs are all self-snitchin', if I did do a drill, I'd deny it Tryna dodge old bro, bake off in the bando, hold my nose, it's a horrid smell Ba-bad one comin' from qway, so, I'm travellin' West from Tottenham Hale Some man think that 'cause they met man once they know me well Man, I've done what I've done in the ends But nobody's done what I've done on a global scale

About this track

"Bumpy Johnson" is a song by Central Cee from the album No More Leaks - EP, released in 2022. The song was written by Central Cee, Young Chencs. It was produced by Young Chencs.

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Young and fresh, they ain't no threat, they're old and frail (haha) Pop down brehs just dropped my name in a song and they hope it sells (huh) Sit back and watch them embarrass themselves Made a French connection, see mans blueprint workin', now they go Paris as well Put on your belt, it's a bumpy road But I'm feelin' like Bumpy Johnson One call and my bro get the job done Fuck everyone, I ain't feelin' monogamous

Stayin' anonymous isn't a problem Good, die young, I'm a wrongen Long live Driss, he's never forgotten A real trap boy stay juggin' Put on your belt, it's a bumpy road But I'm feelin' like Bumpy Johnson One call and my bro get the job done Fuck everyone, I ain't feelin' monogamous

Stayin' anonymous isn't a problem Good, die young, I'm a wrongen Long live Driss, he's never forgotten A real trap boy stay juggin'

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