The Call

[*phone rings*] [Chamillionaire - talking, thunderstorm heard in background] C'mon...pick up man... [*phone rings again*] Pssh...know you there, man... [*phone rings one last time, before phone picks up as Jay-Z's "Renegades" plays*] [Chamillionaire] Hello...God? Wassup man, it's Chamillionaire... Chamillionaire!...Yeah, me... I know we ain't spoke in a lil' bit... Know I been too busy for you, but uh... I got a problem.. They say "Mo Money, Mo Problems" but, I ain't know it was gon be like this I mean...I got people tryna sue me I got groupies on me that never even met me plottin on me and tryna do me And plus, I got a whole bunch of new friends And people who never even knew me try to act like they knew me I thought that this was gonna be the life, it's like you tryna fool me.. [*thunderclaps, phone hangs up as dial tone is heard*] Hello...hello? Aw, you serious?... Guess I deserve that... I'll call you back later...