Art Rules

Art star recipe It's two cups of gelatin Mix it well Stir in a concept Technology as well Whip in some finance and a pinch of cocaine Add a harmless scandal A media plan all cooked up by a right hand man Andy Warhol valley export what is juxtiposition Art is playground for people who have everhthing The rich will always be with us ??? The venice biennale More control than lottery Always modern who's on top The artists or the dealers Where are all the women? They're underneath the men Invest in a collection Or buy credibility Who cares about the content Just mash the tapestry Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Are you a nobody who'll die and get famous? Your own retrospective at just 33 What looks good today Will it look good tomorrow? Destroy your career In one brush stroke Art in public spaces Government funded crap The beauro are the experts Hands under the tap Project one hit wonders They're always in the front row It's Jeffrey Delight The heat seaking missile Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Girls of poise Had no choice Felton fat On his hat Lit up the art world With his lemon light bulb Miss Tracey's gossip column Which handbag did you buy? It's a game let's have sex But you're too drunk again Karl Saatchi's burning He's lost his edge on taste He's so now then He puts his art to waste Jake and Dinos Chapman They're selling masterpieces Dog returns to vomit Now is this really art? Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh Ahhhhhh-Ahhhhhh Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh Ahhhhhh-Ahhhhhh Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool Brush it up Rip it down Expensive glorified wallpaper Brush it up Rip it down Arts the rule Cash the tool