Art Rules

Art star recipe

It's two cups of gelatin

Mix it well

Stir in a concept

Technology as well

Whip in some finance and a pinch of cocaine

Add a harmless scandal

A media plan all cooked up by a right hand man

Andy Warhol valley export what is juxtiposition

Art is playground for people who have everhthing

The rich will always be with us  ???

The venice biennale

More control than lottery

Always modern who's on top

The artists or the dealers

Where are all the women?

They're underneath the men

Invest in a collection

Or buy credibility

Who cares about the content

Just mash the tapestry

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Arts the rule

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Are you a nobody who'll die and get famous?

Your own retrospective at just 33

What looks good today

Will it look good tomorrow?

Destroy your career

In one brush stroke

Art in public spaces

Government funded crap

The beauro are the experts

Hands under the tap

Project one hit wonders

They're always in the front row

It's Jeffrey Delight

The heat seaking missile

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Arts the rule

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Arts the rule

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Girls of poise

Had no choice

Felton fat

On his hat

Lit up the art world

With his lemon light bulb

Miss Tracey's gossip column

Which handbag did you buy?

It's a game let's have sex

But you're too drunk again

Karl Saatchi's burning

He's lost his edge on taste

He's so now then

He puts his art to waste

Jake and Dinos Chapman

They're selling masterpieces

Dog returns to vomit

Now is this really art?

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Arts the rule

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Arts the rule

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Brush it up

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Expensive glorified wallpaper

Brush it up

Rip it down

Arts the rule

Cash the tool

Brush it up

Rip it down

Expensive glorified wallpaper

Brush it up

Rip it down

Arts the rule

Cash the tool