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Cool Mom Lyrics — Childbirth | Dork

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Childbirth
Cool Mom Lyrics

Lyrics

Cool Mom

From Women’s Rights2015

Lyrics

Cool Mom

I got a cool mom She lets me drink alcohol I got a cool mom She buys me condoms Cool mom Cool mom My mom has no regrets She buys me cigarettes She dresses like a slut She lets me smoke pot Cool mom Cool mom

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About this track

"Cool Mom" is a song by Childbirth from the album Women’s Rights, released in 2015.

Childbirth profile →Women’s Rights album →Track profile →

Contributors

Bree McKenna— 32 credits as bass →
Stacy Peck— 17 credits as drums →
Julia Shapiro— 48 credits as songwriter →
Chris Hanzsek— 23 credits as producer →
Alice Wilder— 14 credits as mixing engineer →
Ian LeSage— 12 credits as recording engineer →
Julia Shapiro— 48 credits as songwriter →

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