You're Not My Real Dad

You're not my real dad You're not my real dad You're not my real dad So don't tell me what to do Why are you always hanging out with my mom I don't want to play catch with you Stop teaching me how to drive I already know how to drive! You're not my real dad You're not my real dad You're not my real dad So don't tell me what to do No, I don't want to get you a beer Stop trying to help me with my homework I can do it by myself But I don't need a ride to the mall My friend is going to pick me up later You're not my real dad You're not my real dad Wait, are you my real dad? I have so many questions for you! Oh my god, I like kittens too Are you on LinkedIn? Does heart disease run in our family? Do you want to exchange email addresses later? You're not my real dad You're not my real dad You're not my real dad Or are you? Or are you?