Many Different Ways

[Verse 1] I take your mind and I smash it into plasma *gasp for air* Breathe like asthma 'til you're just a cadaver How fast this is, your faggot crew's a bunch of actresses My skills go back to flippin' on pissy matresses Not Subroc, I catch you out like Matlock Now your name's in the Way Outdated Section next to Chubb Rock It's kind of funny, some of you cracker DJ's shun me 'Cause I make your favorite rappers come up short like Bud Bundy I'm All in the Family, sick like Archie Bunker fucking Edith Your styles are cheesy like an uncircumcised penis Better jet out, brother out, your R&B I first ignore ya Fuck Heavy D 'cause "I Got Nothin But Hate For Ya"!! I'm Chino XL, now who the fuck are you? I'm laughing Smashing you like a bottle of Zima Oh now all of a sudden you got emphesema? Burnt! Save that shit for rich verbatim days behind me I'm yellow as hell, but I rip more Blackstreet's than Teddy Riley I'm not environmentally concious so fuck an Earth Day on my worst day I could kill more slanted eyes than a Japanese earthquake And in the first place, Farrah couldn't Fawcett when I lost it Give me that mic, you monkey motherfucker, you look exhausted! When I'm tipsy, cut you like Bush cut Social Security You couldn't make this crowd bounce like they one big silicone tittie It ricochets, hear my name in projects hallways Chino will amaze in so many different ways, what? [Chorus] Many different ways Chino X for L Many different ways Rappers are in danger Many different ways Then you can say this was a goddamn slaughter Many different ways [The Real, The Real, The Real] [Verse 2] Fuck that *cough* when I bust that *cough*, watch this I'm knocking niggas out like they homosexual boxers Now you feel like a building when the wrecking ball hits I'm the type of nigga bitches like Brandy "Wanna Be Down" with Not Howard Stern but get your temper burning Make you vomit blood in slow motion like Tyra Banks go in Higher Learning Enema, comma, coma, drama, dilemma, die like Dahmer You can't see me like the Muppet Babies grandmama I'm a barbed wire condom once fucking with that you'll holler My flows wet shit up like Barry White's shirt collar And I'm smoke Bones with mad Thugs, we be in Harmony But da-na-da-da-dahh-dah, just doesn't fucking appeal to me Disgusting me like Greg Lougainis AIDS my style is full blown I'm wild like a latch key kid when his alcoholic daddy ain't home Skip the silly facts is what you really lacks, your city give me daps When Chino X cuts you bleeding to death like hemophiliacs Testing me is heresy, I'm ill as leprosy I could make Farrakhan grow dreads (Bo bo!) and do the pepper seed Spilling blood, similar to Exxon Valdez, strike like a boa constrictor Pain I inflict ya, made you scream like Little Richard Battle me, no more props, no more fan mail admiration You die! No crime reenactment dramatization You got your contract now you dissin' me When you barely own yourself like the Addam's Family electricity Bow your head in praise, the crowd sways when I hit the stage Chino flips a phrase in so many different ways, uhh [Chorus] Many different ways Rappers are in danger Many different ways Then you can say this was a goddamn slaughter Many different ways Chino X, for L Many different ways [The Real, The Real, The Real] [Verse 3] Projecting my East Coast semen all over ya (They be cloning ya) I'm leaving 'em starving like they from Cambodia (Nice knowing ya) I'm telling ya fuck your cellular, fuck your SkyPager None of that can save you when I slash with my rusty razor In need of dry towels, my eye scowls, White Owls I split ya Reposing like an Arthur Ashe before and after picture My crew stay high like astronauts, this yellow bastard rocks Still representing Jersey to the fullest -- Down at Fraggle Rock! So now I rips again; leaving rappers whimperin' Makin' my impression left in ears like discarded syringe Cinematogrophy showing slides of your autopsy, don't dare I'm turning your whole projects into Tiananmen Square Not number five like caps bust inside of 2Pac's side Rap side, not Pharcyde, burn your eyes like hydrogen peroxide You better dodge this God that's lookin' like DeBarge Disgusting like an old white woman's medicinal discharge, swinging my fist hard Causing viral spinal meningitis When the slightest vinyl coincides you risk dying to my violent twist The Tin Man - If I only had a heart! I wouldn't make all y'all niggas sit in the backseat like fucking Rosa Parks I represent them niggas that make you unhealthier While you represent bad niggas like Denzel in Philadelphia I ruin more brothers with skills careers than Don King, yo Yo, B, stop the track here the phone is ringing, I hear the phone ringing *phone rings* Yo? "Yo Chino, you look so good! I just know you got a big dick I wanna fuck you so bad!" 070157 be the zip code, I don't give a fuck Throw an uppercut, was getting XL all fired up, worth getting your jaw all wired up? Be a man like Me'shell N'degeocello, receive your ass-beating I perform in front of more sellout crowds than a NAACP meeting I'm making MCs look Dumber and Dumber like Jim Carrey Go dig for David Cole, I'm back in office like Marion Barry My crew parleys while your girl braiding my braids MCs are afraid in so Many Different Ways! [Chorus] Many different ways Then you can say this was a goddamn slaughter Many different ways Chino X, for L Many different ways Rappers are in danger Many different ways [The Real, The Real, The Real] [Outro] "Chino was fly but too fly for me!" "Chino was fly but too fly for me!" "Chino was fly but too fly for me!" "Chino was fly but too fly for me!" -- MC Lyte ('Cappucino')