Many Different Ways

[Verse 1]

I take your mind and I smash it into plasma

*gasp for air* Breathe like asthma 'til you're just a cadaver

How fast this is, your faggot crew's a bunch of actresses

My skills go back to flippin' on pissy matresses

Not Subroc, I catch you out like Matlock

Now your name's in the Way Outdated Section next to Chubb Rock

It's kind of funny, some of you cracker DJ's shun me

'Cause I make your favorite rappers come up short like Bud Bundy

I'm All in the Family, sick like Archie Bunker fucking Edith

Your styles are cheesy like an uncircumcised penis

Better jet out, brother out, your R&B I first ignore ya

Fuck Heavy D 'cause "I Got Nothin But Hate For Ya"!!

I'm Chino XL, now who the fuck are you? I'm laughing

Smashing you like a bottle of Zima

Oh now all of a sudden you got emphesema?

Burnt! Save that shit for rich verbatim days behind me

I'm yellow as hell, but I rip more Blackstreet's than Teddy Riley

I'm not environmentally concious so fuck an Earth Day on my worst day

I could kill more slanted eyes than a Japanese earthquake

And in the first place, Farrah couldn't Fawcett when I lost it

Give me that mic, you monkey motherfucker, you look exhausted!

When I'm tipsy, cut you like Bush cut Social Security

You couldn't make this crowd bounce like they one big silicone tittie

It ricochets, hear my name in projects hallways

Chino will amaze in so many different ways, what?

[Chorus]

Many different ways

Chino X for L

Many different ways

Rappers are in danger

Many different ways

Then you can say this was a goddamn slaughter

Many different ways

[The Real, The Real, The Real]

[Verse 2]

Fuck that *cough* when I bust that *cough*, watch this

I'm knocking niggas out like they homosexual boxers

Now you feel like a building when the wrecking ball hits

I'm the type of nigga bitches like Brandy "Wanna Be Down" with

Not Howard Stern but get your temper burning

Make you vomit blood in slow motion like Tyra Banks go in Higher Learning

Enema, comma, coma, drama, dilemma, die like Dahmer

You can't see me like the Muppet Babies grandmama

I'm a barbed wire condom once fucking with that you'll holler

My flows wet shit up like Barry White's shirt collar

And I'm smoke Bones with mad Thugs, we be in Harmony

But da-na-da-da-dahh-dah, just doesn't fucking appeal to me

Disgusting me like Greg Lougainis AIDS my style is full blown

I'm wild like a latch key kid when his alcoholic daddy ain't home

Skip the silly facts is what you really lacks, your city give me daps

When Chino X cuts you bleeding to death like hemophiliacs

Testing me is heresy, I'm ill as leprosy I could make Farrakhan grow dreads

(Bo bo!) and do the pepper seed

Spilling blood, similar to Exxon Valdez, strike like a boa constrictor

Pain I inflict ya, made you scream like Little Richard

Battle me, no more props, no more fan mail admiration

You die! No crime reenactment dramatization

You got your contract now you dissin' me

When you barely own yourself like the Addam's Family electricity

Bow your head in praise, the crowd sways when I hit the stage

Chino flips a phrase in so many different ways, uhh

[Chorus]

Many different ways

Rappers are in danger

Many different ways

Then you can say this was a goddamn slaughter

Many different ways

Chino X, for L

Many different ways

[The Real, The Real, The Real]

[Verse 3]

Projecting my East Coast semen all over ya (They be cloning ya)

I'm leaving 'em starving like they from Cambodia (Nice knowing ya)

I'm telling ya fuck your cellular, fuck your SkyPager

None of that can save you when I slash with my rusty razor

In need of dry towels, my eye scowls, White Owls I split ya

Reposing like an Arthur Ashe before and after picture

My crew stay high like astronauts, this yellow bastard rocks

Still representing Jersey to the fullest -- Down at Fraggle Rock!

So now I rips again; leaving rappers whimperin'

Makin' my impression left in ears like discarded syringe

Cinematogrophy showing slides of your autopsy, don't dare

I'm turning your whole projects into Tiananmen Square

Not number five like caps bust inside of 2Pac's side

Rap side, not Pharcyde, burn your eyes like hydrogen peroxide

You better dodge this God that's lookin' like DeBarge

Disgusting like an old white woman's medicinal discharge, swinging my fist hard

Causing viral spinal meningitis

When the slightest vinyl coincides you risk dying to my violent twist

The Tin Man - If I only had a heart!

I wouldn't make all y'all niggas sit in the backseat like fucking Rosa Parks

I represent them niggas that make you unhealthier

While you represent bad niggas like Denzel in Philadelphia

I ruin more brothers with skills careers than Don King, yo

Yo, B, stop the track here the phone is ringing, I hear the phone ringing

*phone rings*

Yo? "Yo Chino, you look so good!

I just know you got a big dick

I wanna fuck you so bad!"

070157 be the zip code, I don't give a fuck

Throw an uppercut, was getting XL all fired up, worth getting your jaw all wired up?

Be a man like Me'shell N'degeocello, receive your ass-beating

I perform in front of more sellout crowds than a NAACP meeting

I'm making MCs look Dumber and Dumber like Jim Carrey

Go dig for David Cole, I'm back in office like Marion Barry

My crew parleys while your girl braiding my braids

MCs are afraid in so Many Different Ways!

[Chorus]

Many different ways

Then you can say this was a goddamn slaughter

Many different ways

Chino X, for L

Many different ways

Rappers are in danger

Many different ways

[The Real, The Real, The Real]

[Outro]

"Chino was fly but too fly for me!"

"Chino was fly but too fly for me!"

"Chino was fly but too fly for me!"

"Chino was fly but too fly for me!"

-- MC Lyte ('Cappucino')