YDH

Once there was a girl Who had a very sexy dream The kind they'd have in movie scenes The kind that's rated R And once there was a boy Who had a hell of a physique The kind they put in magazines And it really turned me on It's so hypnotic, hypnotic The way he moves his body, his body The way he's got me Pining and climbing the walls of my flat Clutching my pearls at the thought of his abs H-H-Heaven H-H-Help me When he struts into the room All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Can't a girl be Young, dumb, and horny? God, I'm acting like a fool All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (uh-huh) Under the glittery flights Emerges a perfect silhouette Wish I was dripping in sweat Oh, it won't be long (ooh) And to be honest, be honest I'm tempted to jump on it, jump on it Oh, please could someone Pass me a knife for the tension between us? Clutching my pearls at the thought of his personality H-H-Heaven H-H-Help me When he struts into the room All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Can't a girl be Young, dumb, and horny? God, I'm acting like a fool All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (uh-huh) Alright so, here I am Sitting around in a leopard print gown Wondering what it is you're wearing now Picking the petals off all of the flowers I pray thee will join me when I take a shower H-H-Heaven H-H-Help me When he struts into the room All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Can't a girl be (girl be) Young, dumb, and horny? (Young, dumb, and horny) God, I'm acting like a fool All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (uh-huh) (Young, dumb, and horny) God, I'm acting like a fool All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh