Her Majesty

[Verse 1] Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm gonna make her mine Oh yeah, someday I'm gonna make her mine [Verse 2] Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she never does a thing for me Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she keeps the worst company All her lords and her ladies in waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I hope she's the end of the line Oh yeah, I hope she's the end of the line [Bridge 1] Her majesty's living in a land of curtsies A world of bluish blood and Nazis, yeah [Verse 3] Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I think she ought to call it a day Her majesty's a pretty nice girl without one good reason to stay I'd like to take her for a whiskey or two but I've got a lot of things to do Her Majesty is a throwaway song, just short of a chorus or two Oh yeah, short of a chorus or two [Bridge 2] A world of corgies and inbreeding The royal corpse is barely breathing, yeah [Verse 4] Her majesty's a pretty nice girl with a circus for a family Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she's stuck with the royal We I'd like to show her around the center of town but I haven't got a carpet for her feet Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she's pretty much obsolete Oh yeah, she's pretty much obsolete