Her Majesty

[Verse 1]

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day

I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm gonna make her mine

Oh yeah, someday I'm gonna make her mine

[Verse 2]

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she never does a thing for me

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she keeps the worst company

All her lords and her ladies in waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I hope she's the end of the line

Oh yeah, I hope she's the end of the line

[Bridge 1]

Her majesty's living in a land of curtsies

A world of bluish blood and Nazis, yeah

[Verse 3]

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I think she ought to call it a day

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl without one good reason to stay

I'd like to take her for a whiskey or two but I've got a lot of things to do

Her Majesty is a throwaway song, just short of a chorus or two

Oh yeah, short of a chorus or two

[Bridge 2]

A world of corgies and inbreeding

The royal corpse is barely breathing, yeah

[Verse 4]

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl with a circus for a family

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she's stuck with the royal We

I'd like to show her around the center of town but I haven't got a carpet for her feet

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she's pretty much obsolete

Oh yeah, she's pretty much obsolete