In Another Size

(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood) Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Trisha Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat's Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP) I need another size Cause I'm someone who Has eat too much for these size 32s Gonna bust out the seams From too many fries Need another size Ye-ea-ea-ea Miss Patricia Earwood You need another size At least try some oh Cause believe you me You ain't skin and bones Your britches way too small To fit them Calvin Kleins You need another size Ye-ea-ea-ea I need another size Cause I'm afraid that I can't breathe These skin tight starch new Wranglers Look like they're painted on me I need to jazzercise But I'm way too lazy to Cause every time I look my belly's proof I need another size Oh need another size Cause folks stare at me There in the buffet line Where it's all you can eat The scales don't lie You lost the Fen-Phen fight Need another size Ye-ea-ea-ea And what they don't see These pants are killing me I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure's high 'Cause in another size I can double up on sweets They've got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique But they don't specialize In pants the size of parachutes So I guess I'll walk around in my birthday suit Till they make another size Need another size We need another size