Big Fat Pig

[Verse 1] Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring Inside, they're not answering Peering through the window, to his surprise The door flies open, "Come inside!" "I am Jason the Freemason What you're selling I do not need Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic Is more likely in your league." [Verse 2] At that very moment, Mr. Softee rings his bells, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight Reclining on his brand new mountain bike Now, watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist Enter Simon, the super Scientologist "I'm opining sailing Simon Is you stupid or is you just high? Mother Hubbard got me covered Like Sara Lee on her cherry pie." Norman says to Simon, "Hey, if there are really aliens I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them." Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord! Oh My! Oh My! Oh! [Guitar/Harmonica Solos] [Bridge] The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair and he says "Reason, won't you? Put your blue dress on I said, I said now, reason, won't you? Put your blue jeans on" [Verse 3] At that very moment, Mr. Softee rings his bells So before Simon could bring his crushing blow Norman raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no!" Simon says, "Hey, we ain't even finished this!" Norman says, "Yes we have. Here come the Witnesses." [Chorus] I said, I said, I said now Reason, won't you? Put your blue dress on I said now, reason, won't you? Put your blue dress on, on, on, on, on