Sleestak Lightning

[Verse 1] I send pictures through the mail Well-documented and very detailed To politicians and big celebrities But none of them are believing in me And I await their response Some send none, most send cops But man, it’s a dire situation And I will risk the public humiliation [Chorus] Sleestak lightning on my trail It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail [Verse 2] West Virginia has its Mothman Panhandlers got their skunk ape But I have a taser and night vision goggles Costco rolls of black duct tape It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws It's got green skin, no, it ain't a methhead And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically I believe I have a reliable method [Chorus] Sleestak lightning on my trail It's a dire situation, they are on my trail Sleestak lightning on my trail There's no mistaking, they are on my trail [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I send pictures through the mail Well-documented and very detailed To politicians and big celebrities But none of them are believing in me [Chorus] Sleestak lightning on my trail It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail Sleestak lightning on my trail There's no mistaking, they are on my trail Chupacabras on my trail It's a dire situation, they're on my trail Sleestak lightning on my trail There's no mistaking, they are on my trail