Sleestak Lightning

[Verse 1]

I send pictures through the mail

Well-documented and very detailed

To politicians and big celebrities

But none of them are believing in me

And I await their response

Some send none, most send cops

But man, it’s a dire situation

And I will risk the public humiliation

[Chorus]

Sleestak lightning on my trail

It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail

[Verse 2]

West Virginia has its Mothman

Panhandlers got their skunk ape

But I have a taser and night vision goggles

Costco rolls of black duct tape

It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws

It's got green skin, no, it ain't a methhead

And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically

I believe I have a reliable method

[Chorus]

Sleestak lightning on my trail

It's a dire situation, they are on my trail

Sleestak lightning on my trail

There's no mistaking, they are on my trail

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

I send pictures through the mail

Well-documented and very detailed

To politicians and big celebrities

But none of them are believing in me

[Chorus]

Sleestak lightning on my trail

It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail

Sleestak lightning on my trail

There's no mistaking, they are on my trail

Chupacabras on my trail

It's a dire situation, they're on my trail

Sleestak lightning on my trail

There's no mistaking, they are on my trail