Walpole Man

[Verse 1] Nothing is as it seems When milking cows in Milton Keynes And should you butcher them The morning brings them back again [Pre-Chorus] Now ladies, gentlemen Get up now, give the man a hand Now ladies, gentlemen Get up now, give the man a hand [Verse 2] Atop the crucifix Metal boxes you may affix On Sundays, they will hum Within their cells like Franciscans [Pre-Chorus] Now ladies, gentlemen Get up now, give the man a hand Now ladies, gentlemen Get up now, give the man a hand [Chorus] Gеntlemen and ladies, if you plеase Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating Keynote speaker on the brochure But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure [Verse 3] The model's pursed lips Packed in my tapioca hips And should she lose her lunch Her tits provide a salty punch [Pre-Chorus] Now ladies, gentlemen Get up now, give the man a hand Now ladies, gentlemen [Chorus] Gentlemen and ladies, if you please Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating Keynote speaker on the brochure But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure Gentlemen and ladies, if you please Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating Keynote speaker on the brochure But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure