Walpole Man

[Verse 1]

Nothing is as it seems

When milking cows in Milton Keynes

And should you butcher them

The morning brings them back again

[Pre-Chorus]

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, give the man a hand

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, give the man a hand

[Verse 2]

Atop the crucifix

Metal boxes you may affix

On Sundays, they will hum

Within their cells like Franciscans

[Pre-Chorus]

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, give the man a hand

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, give the man a hand

[Chorus]

Gеntlemen and ladies, if you plеase

Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating

Keynote speaker on the brochure

But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure

[Verse 3]

The model's pursed lips

Packed in my tapioca hips

And should she lose her lunch

Her tits provide a salty punch

[Pre-Chorus]

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, give the man a hand

Now ladies, gentlemen

[Chorus]

Gentlemen and ladies, if you please

Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating

Keynote speaker on the brochure

But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure

Gentlemen and ladies, if you please

Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating

Keynote speaker on the brochure

But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure