Tobyhanna Anthem

[Chorus: Eric Rahill] Tobyhanna, na-na-na na, na-na-na na No place better, ready for whatever Tobyhanna [Verse 1: Conner O'Malley] Tobyhanna, only eat Benihana Ridin' down the street, I'll see you mañana A county in Pennsylvania brimming with vitality Drink the cold water, you'll be infected with immortality Fly private jets, it's my job No more livin' on the lam, eatin' corn on the cob In the 1940s the Germans invaded France Now we gotta stand around and all watch Lance Vance The credit card was invented by Hitler He is the same kind of person who would litter [Chorus: Eric Rahill] Tobyhanna, na-na-na na, na-na-na na No place better, ready for whatever Tobyhanna [Verse 2: Jack Bensinger] Tobyhanna Township, from Apple Lane To Mohansic Lane, to Goose Pond Road, to Salamanca Drive, from Toledo Way But the real action goes down on Fergus Way My friend Matt is dead right now Shot in the leg like a burger-bound cow I don't blame my friend Jason for murder Many can say they died, but few full of burgers He died in the woods full of Mickey-D's Why do these things always happen like these? I wonder if he went to hell or heaven While I sit thinking in 7-Eleven Adopting Matt's son will be so fun Surprise him at wrestling with Cinnabon Losing a friend is an awful thing But being from Tobyhanna is an amazing thing