[Chorus: Eric Rahill]
Tobyhanna, na-na-na na, na-na-na na
No place better, ready for whatever
Tobyhanna
[Verse 1: Conner O'Malley]
Tobyhanna, only eat Benihana
Ridin' down the street, I'll see you mañana
A county in Pennsylvania brimming with vitality
Drink the cold water, you'll be infected with immortality
Fly private jets, it's my job
No more livin' on the lam, eatin' corn on the cob
In the 1940s the Germans invaded France
Now we gotta stand around and all watch Lance Vance
The credit card was invented by Hitler
He is the same kind of person who would litter
[Chorus: Eric Rahill]
Tobyhanna, na-na-na na, na-na-na na
No place better, ready for whatever
Tobyhanna
[Verse 2: Jack Bensinger]
Tobyhanna Township, from Apple Lane
To Mohansic Lane, to Goose Pond Road, to Salamanca Drive, from Toledo Way
But the real action goes down on Fergus Way
My friend Matt is dead right now
Shot in the leg like a burger-bound cow
I don't blame my friend Jason for murder
Many can say they died, but few full of burgers
He died in the woods full of Mickey-D's
Why do these things always happen like these?
I wonder if he went to hell or heaven
While I sit thinking in 7-Eleven
Adopting Matt's son will be so fun
Surprise him at wrestling with Cinnabon
Losing a friend is an awful thing
But being from Tobyhanna is an amazing thing
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