Tobyhanna Anthem

[Chorus: Eric Rahill]

Tobyhanna, na-na-na na, na-na-na na

No place better, ready for whatever

Tobyhanna

[Verse 1: Conner O'Malley]

Tobyhanna, only eat Benihana

Ridin' down the street, I'll see you mañana

A county in Pennsylvania brimming with vitality

Drink the cold water, you'll be infected with immortality

Fly private jets, it's my job

No more livin' on the lam, eatin' corn on the cob

In the 1940s the Germans invaded France

Now we gotta stand around and all watch Lance Vance

The credit card was invented by Hitler

He is the same kind of person who would litter

[Chorus: Eric Rahill]

Tobyhanna, na-na-na na, na-na-na na

No place better, ready for whatever

Tobyhanna

[Verse 2: Jack Bensinger]

Tobyhanna Township, from Apple Lane

To Mohansic Lane, to Goose Pond Road, to Salamanca Drive, from Toledo Way

But the real action goes down on Fergus Way

My friend Matt is dead right now

Shot in the leg like a burger-bound cow

I don't blame my friend Jason for murder

Many can say they died, but few full of burgers

He died in the woods full of Mickey-D's

Why do these things always happen like these?

I wonder if he went to hell or heaven

While I sit thinking in 7-Eleven

Adopting Matt's son will be so fun

Surprise him at wrestling with Cinnabon

Losing a friend is an awful thing

But being from Tobyhanna is an amazing thing