I'm Both

My head's a parliament, I've got a whole debate going

They poke, they prod, they're picking on me

I've got noise upstairs, I can't participate

I'm gonna call the pigs on my own party

Am I a schizoid or a schizophrene?

When I ask my beam

I'm both

I've got whistles, bells

I've got a stock car race going

What I thought's a stick is an automatic

When they gave out brains

Yeah, I got screwed

There's two kinds of fool

I'm Both

My right brain shaves, my left wears a dress

I'm a cop, a snitch, a dick, and asshole

But the girl's approve, my friends all think it's great

You see, I'm not nuts, I'm complicated

I shit outside

I sleep in stores

I'm between floors

I'm both

My heads an empty lot

It's easy to find a spot

Any God damned thing can park there