I'm Both

My head's a parliament, I've got a whole debate going

They poke, they prod, they're picking on me

I've got noise upstairs, I can't participate

I'm gonna call the pigs on my own party

Am I a schizoid or a schizophrene?

When I ask my beam

I'm both

I've got whistles, bells

I've got a stock car race going

What I thought's a stick is an automatic

When they gave out brains

Yeah, I got screwed

There's two kinds of fool

I'm Both

My right brain shaves, my left wears a dress

I'm a cop, a snitch, a dick, and asshole

But the girl's approve, my friends all think it's great

You see, I'm not nuts, I'm complicated

I shit outside

I sleep in stores

I'm between floors

I'm both

My heads an empty lot

It's easy to find a spot

Any God damned thing can park there

It's twice the work

And half the fun

I'm formed, I'm done

I'm both

They paint the walls

And spray for bugs

But it's in my blood

I'm both

The doc says, "You! Who are you talking to? Hey!"

I said, "Can't you see that I'm busy?"

He shakes his head, and then he checks his watch again

He yawns and writes out my prescription

I take three of these

And six of those

But when I run low

I'm both