Waffles

(Ready?) Two eggs Two waffles Two eggs, turkey bacon, two french toast Fried rice tofu Fried rice teriyaki Donut 20 pieces of chocolate How dumb do you wanna be I don't wanna be you but I can't help but understand the way you think You always tell me the apple doesn't fall far from the tree But how far does it roll? (five, six, seven, eight!) How dumb do you wanna be I don't wanna be you but I can't help but understand the way you think You always tell me the apple doesn't fall far from the tree But how far does- Two eggs Two waffles Two eggs, turkey bacon, two french toast Fried rice tofu Fried rice teriyaki Donut 20 pieces of chocolate How dumb do you wanna be I don't wanna be you but I can't help but understand the way you think You always tell me the apple doesn't fall far from the tree But how far does it roll?