Into the Fold

I can't say I've always been honest You can't say I've done a disservice The girl, she's just a child She's got a lot to learn I'm helping out Your deceit is under your wing You won't let her go You know it's not appropriate Into the fold Into the fold But all that hair and porcelain You swear it's more than mere lust Into the fold Into the fold If she knew what you do The pristine routine to fool the rube The gentle gentlemen, the loathed Lothario You feign you've changed your ways But we know, yeah we know Can't you quell this need for submissives Oh, such lovely girls To lead each other tender little lamb Into the fold Into the fold And you my pet The sweetest yet I'll hold you closest to my heart Into the fold Into the fold Into the fold Into the fold Into the fold I was in the student union Studying for an English quiz He came up and asked directions To the new auditorium She was young and impressionable I pretended to need directions She led me all over the campus All the while I'm asking her questions She agreed to have a cup of coffee That's when I started to lay it on heavy Once she learned I studied Dostoevsky It was in the bag (Plans for dinner)