So-So Gigolo

If you've got the looks And if you've got the goods I suppose you can make it Wherever you wanna get made And you wanna get made... My model agent says You've got to get paid You've got a special gift You can't just give it away For free... Don't give it up for free And when my daddy calls Asking how it's going On them streets All I can say is I'm not exactly a salesman Sure there's a product I'm selling Guess you can say I'm an actor Though acting's not what they're after Sure this service Is a popular year More popular than my acting Or my modeling career This city Has quite the service industry Small town Adonis Hits the Metropolis Is brought down to his knees Guess I'm a so-so gigolo Guess I'm a so-so gigolo Every audition My agent commissions Isn't so much an audition So much a job I guess a job's a job I thought that if they saw How much I wanted the part The very leads that'd Have to take pity on me What if the citys never hurt So-so gigolo (x6) I'm not exactly a salesman Sure there's a product I'm selling Guess you can say I'm an actor Though acting's not what they're after