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[Skit] I-It's live from [?] Calabasas, California Home of Kim Kardashian's lobster (Lobster, lobster, lobster) Two sellouts and one hot take T-t-totally facts (O-o-oh my god) Meet Cole (Let's go) Responsible for the utter demise of Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Lovatic (I never said that Lovatic's my friend) And creator of cancel culture Cole brings a fresh unique problematic take on what it means to be this year's number one **** (Boo) I can't College dropout and current record holder for most twitter deactivations in a thirty day period See how long it takеs for this fag to get a California five-one-fivе-O Two sellouts and one hot take T-t-totally facts (Oh)