Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk (Live at The Fillmore, San Francisco, August 16, 2000)

[Refrain: B-Real | Sen Dog] Stoned is the way of the Walk (Come on, come on, come on) Stoned is the way of the Walk (Come on and kick that, man) [Verse: B-Real | Sen Dog | Cypress Hill] Well, it's the Alley Cat, wish I had a hootie mack Some think I'm a criminal (Yo, you ain't all of that) Hit you with the baseball bat when you wanna ill though You wanna fuck around (You get bucked by the Hill, bro) Kick it like a steel toe, real slow hits from the bong Make me feel like Cheech (So I guess that makes me Chong) Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with the "Ice Cream" Cypress Hill here to give you a nice dream Speak it like a rolla, and you know it's rolled tightly I'm like a funky beat, why you tryna fight me? Pigs often cite me, that's not polite G And any hour of the day, you know I might be Harassed by a pig real fast (Real fast) They wanna Rodney King me, always fuckin' with my ass Ain't got no class Hit they ass like the buddah that's stinky They wanna scruff but they're just so rinky-dinky I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk Sen got the Philly (Gonna light the blunts) Sippin' at the kufu make me go cuckoo Somethin' like loco then I turn into a psycho Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk is risin' Got the beta bass and the nasal high As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my sinus Crazy nasal vocals cannot make the hotties loco I remember Sister Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy Used to sell me buddha outta fucked up little baggies Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money And she said, "Pay me back with the Latin dick, sonny" I never went out and I don't think I'm gonna Just for some buddha, she wanted me to bone her "Demeaning, you think you know what I'm meaning? I got somethin' for them hoes that be schemin' On the Buddha-Real, take me to the hooterville I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue Seville Then I light a fat joint, 'cause this ain't no exploitation, motherfucker For we are the ones strollin' in the ways of the masters [Outro: Sen Dog] Stoned in the ways of the Buddha masters