Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk (Live at The Fillmore, San Francisco, August 16, 2000)

[Refrain: B-Real | Sen Dog]

Stoned is the way of the Walk

(Come on, come on, come on)

Stoned is the way of the Walk

(Come on and kick that, man)

[Verse: B-Real | Sen Dog | Cypress Hill]

Well, it's the Alley Cat, wish I had a hootie mack

Some think I'm a criminal (Yo, you ain't all of that)

Hit you with the baseball bat when you wanna ill though

You wanna fuck around (You get bucked by the Hill, bro)

Kick it like a steel toe, real slow hits from the bong

Make me feel like Cheech (So I guess that makes me Chong)

Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with the "Ice Cream"

Cypress Hill here to give you a nice dream

Speak it like a rolla, and you know it's rolled tightly

I'm like a funky beat, why you tryna fight me?

Pigs often cite me, that's not polite G

And any hour of the day, you know I might be

Harassed by a pig real fast (Real fast)

They wanna Rodney King me, always fuckin' with my ass

Ain't got no class

Hit they ass like the buddah that's stinky

They wanna scruff but they're just so rinky-dinky

I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk

Sen got the Philly (Gonna light the blunts)

Sippin' at the kufu make me go cuckoo

Somethin' like loco then I turn into a psycho

Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk is risin'

Got the beta bass and the nasal high

As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my sinus

Crazy nasal vocals cannot make the hotties loco

I remember Sister Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy

Used to sell me buddha outta fucked up little baggies

Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money

And she said, "Pay me back with the Latin dick, sonny"

I never went out and I don't think I'm gonna

Just for some buddha, she wanted me to bone her

"Demeaning, you think you know what I'm meaning?

I got somethin' for them hoes that be schemin'

On the Buddha-Real, take me to the hooterville

I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue Seville

Then I light a fat joint, 'cause this ain't no exploitation, motherfucker

For we are the ones strollin' in the ways of the masters

[Outro: Sen Dog]

Stoned in the ways of the Buddha masters