Czartusi

[Intro: Announcer] The ol' Aggie Arena Scheduled for demolition more times than Ax and Smash Tear it down, let it be, tear it down, let it be The city wants it gone, but the people want it to stay They're protective of it's history I'm sure you've heard about the War of '84 Well this was ground zero They hit this bedraggled building more times than Dusty hit Flair And still it wouldn't go down It's no surprise they wanted to squeeze another event out of here This crowd ain't scared of the past This is how they like it Even the rats appear to be comfortable in plain sight Some think they actually enjoy the spectacle of half-naked men slamming into each other But the truth is their little feet get stuck to that syrupy grime on the floor A real captive audience as they say [Instrumental]