Czartusi

[Intro: Announcer]

The ol' Aggie Arena

Scheduled for demolition more times than Ax and Smash

Tear it down, let it be, tear it down, let it be

The city wants it gone, but the people want it to stay

They're protective of it's history

I'm sure you've heard about the War of '84

Well this was ground zero

They hit this bedraggled building more times than Dusty hit Flair

And still it wouldn't go down

It's no surprise they wanted to squeeze another event out of here

This crowd ain't scared of the past

This is how they like it

Even the rats appear to be comfortable in plain sight

Some think they actually enjoy the spectacle of half-naked men slamming into each other

But the truth is their little feet get stuck to that syrupy grime on the floor

A real captive audience as they say

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