Lil Mufukuz

[Intro: Superman Christmas Story sample] When are they gonna turn on the lights, daddy? Right after dark, Amy, it'll light up the whole lawn! Will it light up the whole world, daddy? Light up the whole world? Isn't she adorable? Light up the whole world? Light up the whole world? Light up the whole... [Verse 1: MF DOOM] Ouch! What word rhyme with gout? Wild ass childish rappers, they need a time out Wash they mouth out with Bronner's for showin' out for sponsors No doubt, scout's honor Cut off allowances and take away they toys You think that's harsh? It's even worser for the boys Whoop that ass in front of your friends Then drag 'em by the earlobe like, "Don't do it again! Now get to them chores or else you can't hit the blunt for a month And you're grounded, no outside, no out front Grown folks is talkin', don't even mumble!" Watch 'em run away from home and come back humble It's too much sugar, they start to hyper act Schemin' on a snack, look like someone needs a nap Real MCs, fuck that Whiny pisspot rappers and snotty nosed club-rats get slapped Off they monkey bars in this riddle ruckus Ahem, little mufuckas [Interlude: Superman Christmas Story sample] When are they gonna turn on the lights, daddy? [Verse 2: MF DOOM, sample] Lawdamercy! As in on stage or lyrical might Contrary to bias towards age or physical height They need to go fly a kite, like to get "high-off-life"-like Instead of playin' games, Excitebike Slow down, buddy, or things could get ugly Runnin' behind Arnold, like chicken-chested Dudley Out here doin' the darndest things, hysterical How they got through the kindergarten is a miracle "Get back up in this house!" a grandmama shout Wanderin' through the hood in tight pajamas with they ass out Strollin' by, rolling eyes like "Hater" Face and fingers sticky and dirty from icky Now & Laters Give 'em a mean look, "That's my word The belt is right here, be seen and not heard." Pssht, "Respect your elders, tell your sisters and brothers: The whole world's watchin' y'all's little mufuckas!" [Outro: Superman Christmas Story sample] Will it light up the whole world, daddy? Light up the whole world? Isn't she adorable? Light up the whole world? Light up the whole... Lawdamercy!