[Intro: Superman Christmas Story sample]
When are they gonna turn on the lights, daddy?
Right after dark, Amy, it'll light up the whole lawn!
Will it light up the whole world, daddy?
Light up the whole world?
Isn't she adorable?
Light up the whole world?
Light up the whole world?
Light up the whole...
[Verse 1: MF DOOM]
Ouch! What word rhyme with gout?
Wild ass childish rappers, they need a time out
Wash they mouth out with Bronner's for showin' out for sponsors
No doubt, scout's honor
Cut off allowances and take away they toys
You think that's harsh? It's even worser for the boys
Whoop that ass in front of your friends
Then drag 'em by the earlobe like, "Don't do it again!
Now get to them chores or else you can't hit the blunt for a month
And you're grounded, no outside, no out front
Grown folks is talkin', don't even mumble!"
Watch 'em run away from home and come back humble
It's too much sugar, they start to hyper act
Schemin' on a snack, look like someone needs a nap
Real MCs, fuck that
Whiny pisspot rappers and snotty nosed club-rats get slapped
Off they monkey bars in this riddle ruckus
Ahem, little mufuckas
[Interlude: Superman Christmas Story sample]
When are they gonna turn on the lights, daddy?
[Verse 2: MF DOOM, sample]
Lawdamercy! As in on stage or lyrical might
Contrary to bias towards age or physical height
They need to go fly a kite, like to get "high-off-life"-like
Instead of playin' games, Excitebike
Slow down, buddy, or things could get ugly
Runnin' behind Arnold, like chicken-chested Dudley
Out here doin' the darndest things, hysterical
How they got through the kindergarten is a miracle
"Get back up in this house!" a grandmama shout
Wanderin' through the hood in tight pajamas with they ass out
Strollin' by, rolling eyes like "Hater"
Face and fingers sticky and dirty from icky Now & Laters
Give 'em a mean look, "That's my word
The belt is right here, be seen and not heard."
Pssht, "Respect your elders, tell your sisters and brothers:
The whole world's watchin' y'all's little mufuckas!"
[Outro: Superman Christmas Story sample]
Will it light up the whole world, daddy?
Light up the whole world?
Isn't she adorable?
Light up the whole world?
Light up the whole...
Lawdamercy!
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