Honkiest Tonkiest Beer Joint

It's been here for near on 30 years Wish I had a dime for every time somebody cried a tear in their beer Or a penny for every smile that Ginny gave out At the honkiest tonkiest beer joint in town '45s are on the jukebox, some old, some new They say, "Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you?" Well, that's just small talk to help you feel at home when you come 'round The honkiest tonkiest beer joint in town If you're out on that side of town You wanna shoot some pool or just shoot a cool one down Rose's pickled eggs and sausage are by the pound At the honkiest tonkiest beer joint in town '45s are on the jukebox, some old, some new They say, "Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you?" Well, that's just small talk to help you feel at home when you come 'round The honkiest tonkiest beer joint The honkiest tonkiest beer joint The honkiest tonkiest beer joint in town