Eau Claire (Unreleased)

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline There's a boy hanging out at the Dairy Queen He's thinking about a girl He ain't never seen Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline She wasn't that attractive, but she sure was interactive She tried every tactic to keep him by her side She swore that she would never But our boy now he knew better He tickled her with a feather till' her pages stuck together Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline There's a boy hanging out at the Dairy Queen He's thinking about a girl Who's long and lean Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline But she lived in Chicago, she sure could make the wind blow How far is too far to go when you've never been to Fargo She swore she would never But our boy now he knew better He tickled her with a feather till' her pages stuck together Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline