Eau Claire (Unreleased)

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline

There's a boy hanging out at the Dairy Queen

He's thinking about a girl

He ain't never seen

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline

She wasn't that attractive, but she sure was interactive

She tried every tactic to keep him by her side

She swore that she would never

But our boy now he knew better

He tickled her with a feather till' her pages stuck together

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline

There's a boy hanging out at the Dairy Queen

He's thinking about a girl

Who's long and lean

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline

But she lived in Chicago, she sure could make the wind blow

How far is too far to go when you've never been to Fargo

She swore she would never

But our boy now he knew better

He tickled her with a feather till' her pages stuck together

Somewhere between Eau Claire and East Moline