One More Block

Hello! So, a lot of people wanna know what MC stands for Is it, uh, Microphone Controller? (Nope!) Is it Master of Ceremonies? (Nope, certainly not!) It's Minecraft, and I'm Dan Bull! I've gotta admit: I rather like playing Minecraft Even though the graphic style's older than an iron bath Creative's great, but on survival I am crap It's like the beginning of Oblivion: with the giant rats Swinging my fists around, and all I hit's the ground This shit's tricky: and I'm not spitting about the Bristol sound Wish I could be whipping out a pixelated pistol, pow! (Booyah!) Pigman down; now let's hit the town Before I got this game I promise you I did go out But I've given it up for bricks; I'm clincally addicted now I need my fix or else I'll never leave my little house Until I make it bigger, when my finger simply clicks the mouse It fills me with a sensation of power That's why I'm building me a sensational tower To compensate for the shame when I gaze down in the shower I've played for hours I need a wee, so later, I'll have to change my trousers Just one more block and I swear I'll stop Just one more block and I swear I'll stop Never mind beta blockers: I'm playing beta And the blocks keep dropping Like Sega's stocks lately, watch I'm taking mobs down like a crazy cop It'ill take a hand amputation to make me stop Go figure; my axe and crafting table made me lots Gold digger; bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx Behaving like an 80s B-Boy: breaking rocks Remaking the museum and buildings at Avoncroft It's like a Lego set with infinite bricks No chance of your vacuum cleaner picking up the bits When I feel philosophical, I sit and look at it And think I'd rather dig than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits It's, like a game of Jenga, without your friends beside And there's a side I'm quite eager to emphasise Of course it's a geeky venture Are you then surprised someone made a life-size model of the Enterprise? I went and tried that myself, but I got bored quick Although I still manage to replicate the Borg Ship And all it took was one brick and one click I know what you're thinking No need to say it: I'm sick Just one more block and I swear I'll stop Just one more block and I swear I'll stop "You play Minecraft! Oh my god, you're such a square!" Yeah, I like Minecraft It's autistically delicious "Dan Bull! Do you dig?"