One More Block

Hello!
So, a lot of people wanna know what MC stands for
Is it, uh, Microphone Controller? (Nope!)
Is it Master of Ceremonies? (Nope, certainly not!)
It's Minecraft, and I'm Dan Bull!
I've gotta admit: I rather like playing Minecraft
Even though the graphic style's older than an iron bath
Creative's great, but on survival I am crap
It's like the beginning of Oblivion: with the giant rats
Swinging my fists around, and all I hit's the ground
This shit's tricky: and I'm not spitting about the Bristol sound
Wish I could be whipping out a pixelated pistol, pow! (Booyah!)
Pigman down; now let's hit the town
Before I got this game I promise you I did go out
But I've given it up for bricks; I'm clincally addicted now
I need my fix or else I'll never leave my little house
Until I make it bigger, when my finger simply clicks the mouse
It fills me with a sensation of power
That's why I'm building me a sensational tower
To compensate for the shame when I gaze down in the shower
I've played for hours
I need a wee, so later, I'll have to change my trousers
Just one more block and I swear I'll stop
Just one more block and I swear I'll stop
Never mind beta blockers: I'm playing beta
And the blocks keep dropping
Like Sega's stocks lately, watch
I'm taking mobs down like a crazy cop
It'ill take a hand amputation to make me stop
Go figure; my axe and crafting table made me lots
Gold digger; bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx
Behaving like an 80s B-Boy: breaking rocks
Remaking the museum and buildings at Avoncroft
It's like a Lego set with infinite bricks

No chance of your vacuum cleaner picking up the bits
When I feel philosophical, I sit and look at it
And think I'd rather dig than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits
It's, like a game of Jenga, without your friends beside
And there's a side I'm quite eager to emphasise
Of course it's a geeky venture
Are you then surprised someone made a life-size model of the Enterprise?
I went and tried that myself, but I got bored quick
Although I still manage to replicate the Borg Ship
And all it took was one brick and one click
I know what you're thinking
No need to say it: I'm sick
Just one more block and I swear I'll stop
Just one more block and I swear I'll stop
"You play Minecraft! Oh my god, you're such a square!"
Yeah, I like Minecraft
It's autistically delicious
"Dan Bull! Do you dig?"