A Special Place

[Verse 1] The room is hot and the pool is cold The TV ain't got HBO And the water pressure's always low And the minibar is empty And good luck gettin' a good night's sleep Right between the honeymoon suite And the 1980's vending machine Where all they sell is Pepsi [Pre-Chorus] So if your friends ask where to send your mail [Chorus] There's a special place in Hell A zero-star hotel Don't worry 'bout your stay 'Cause I've already paid There's a special place in Hell for you [Verse 2] It ain't like you got a soul to sell So save your prayers for someone else The concierge won't be no help He's always on vacation [Pre-Chorus] I don't hate you, but I sure don't wish you well [Chorus] There's a special place in Hell A zero-star hotel Don't worry 'bout your stay 'Cause I've already paid There's a special place in Hell for you [Post-Chorus] All the heat you put me through Could never hold a candle to The room that they got held for you That special place in Hell for you [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] There's a bad-lit bathroom mirror Take a long look at yourself [Chorus] There's a special place in Hell A zero-star hotel Don't worry 'bout your stay 'Cause I've already paid Yeah, there's a special place in Hell for you [Post-Chorus] All the heat you put me through Could never hold a candle to The room that they got held for you That special place in Hell for you