A Special Place

[Verse 1]

The room is hot and the pool is cold

The TV ain't got HBO

And the water pressure's always low

And the minibar is empty

And good luck gettin' a good night's sleep

Right between the honeymoon suite

And the 1980's vending machine

Where all they sell is Pepsi

[Pre-Chorus]

So if your friends ask where to send your mail

[Chorus]

There's a special place in Hell

A zero-star hotel

Don't worry 'bout your stay

'Cause I've already paid

There's a special place in Hell for you

[Verse 2]

It ain't like you got a soul to sell

So save your prayers for someone else

The concierge won't be no help

He's always on vacation

[Pre-Chorus]

I don't hate you, but I sure don't wish you well

[Chorus]

There's a special place in Hell

A zero-star hotel

Don't worry 'bout your stay

'Cause I've already paid

There's a special place in Hell for you

[Post-Chorus]

All the heat you put me through

Could never hold a candle to

The room that they got held for you

That special place in Hell for you

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

There's a bad-lit bathroom mirror

Take a long look at yourself

[Chorus]

There's a special place in Hell

A zero-star hotel

Don't worry 'bout your stay

'Cause I've already paid

Yeah, there's a special place in Hell for you

[Post-Chorus]

All the heat you put me through

Could never hold a candle to

The room that they got held for you

That special place in Hell for you