The Pretender

I'm a North Korean, I'm a South American I'm a European, I am a Samaritan I am a believer, praying for a better world I am an achiever, I'm a boy and I'm a girl [Chorus A] I am the pretender At one with my avatar Real sweet and tender I'm a South Korean, I'm a North American I'm a Norwegian, I am a civilian I am a believer, praying for a better world I am an achiever, I'm a boy and I'm a girl [Chorus B] I am the pretender At one with my avatar Real sweet and tender I'm what you're looking for Blond, tall, and slender Adventure's my center core Never surrender Replied my email: "Ain't no such zone" She'd written upon it: "Address unknown" Return to sender, put it in her hand It's second life and I'll understand I'm the pretender Naturally giving into my feelings and never giving up I'm a Son of Zion, I'm a Presbyterian Used to be a Mayan, now I'm a Republican I am a believer, praying for a better world I am an achiever, I'm a boy and I'm a girl [Chorus B]