The Pretender

I'm a North Korean, I'm a South American

I'm a European, I am a Samaritan

I am a believer, praying for a better world

I am an achiever, I'm a boy and I'm a girl

[Chorus A]

I am the pretender

At one with my avatar

Real sweet and tender

I'm a South Korean, I'm a North American

I'm a Norwegian, I am a civilian

I am a believer, praying for a better world

I am an achiever, I'm a boy and I'm a girl

[Chorus B]

I am the pretender

At one with my avatar

Real sweet and tender

I'm what you're looking for

Blond, tall, and slender

Adventure's my center core

Never surrender

Replied my email: "Ain't no such zone"

She'd written upon it: "Address unknown"

Return to sender, put it in her hand

It's second life and I'll understand

I'm the pretender

Naturally giving into my feelings and never giving up

I'm a Son of Zion, I'm a Presbyterian

Used to be a Mayan, now I'm a Republican

I am a believer, praying for a better world

I am an achiever, I'm a boy and I'm a girl

[Chorus B]