Californication

[Intro: Kree] In Californication [Verse 1: David Banner & Snoop Dogg] Yeah, bitch I'm from the country but that don’t make a nigga soft Big city niggas come South and get their wigs knocked off (Yeah!) Me, I just hustle and flow Find a track, start and pimp on a ho The block got hot, a nigga had to get low Get the fuck outta dodge and hit my uncle on the Westside Trevon (What up, neph? What's cracking?) I wanna visit L.A., I'm already packed Been already stacking so we gon' get turned up Soon as you land, purple kush gon' get burnt up Shit, the next day I'm at L.A.X Uncle Tre' pulled up in a Camaro SS Black on black, sitting on 23s Bumping Rich Boy like, "Bitch, throw some D's" Two bad bitches in the backseat, one of them for me Mexican mami named Marie Rolling up some trees on the 105 East Rolled down the window just to feel the breeze It's real nice, feeling like paradise (Fo'sheesh) And all I can see is sunshine and palm trees [Hook: Kree] Welcome to Californication Welcome to Californication [Verse 2: David Banner, Snoop Dogg & Ras Kass] Where we going? (To the hood) naw, I wanna see the swap meet Crenshaw and Slauson (Fool, that's where the cops be) Nigga, I ain't got no driver's license or insurance Sure enough, the cops pulled us over on Torrance "E'rybody out the car", the cops set us on the curve They searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs What's this in that cigar? Medical marijuana officer, I got a weed card What condition you smoke weed for? Trevon Jones, place your hands behind your back You're under arrest for warrants, go to court in Torrance Monday Monday? It's Wednesday man! Or maybe Tuesday (That's some bullshit) you heard me ma’am Now if you keep it up, I'll arrest you for obstruction of justice Tre' like, "Take the car, fuck this" Have fun, call my homies, go clubbing with your dumb ass At least they ain't found my gun stash [Hook: Kree] Welcome to Californication You might come for vacation Welcome to Californication But you might leave on probation, I'm telling you now Welcome to Californication Everyone knows, anything goes Welcome to Californication In Californication [Verse 3: David Banner, Nipsey Hussle & Snoop Dogg] I dropped the bitches off now I'm off to my uncle house Stopped by the liquor store, nothing but the thugs out White tees and Chucks, one nigga hit me up like (Ay, ay, where you from homie?) Lifted up his shirt on me Chrome .4-5, and dawg I wasn't strapped Then another walked up like "Nah, he cool, that's Dave Black Trey Lo folks, visiting from Mississippi" Passed a pint of Hennessey (Here, sip this with me) I'm J-Bone, we gon' get it popping tonight Wassup? (Hollywood 'round here, these niggas flocking tonight) What's flocking? (Breaking in homes) B&E, burglary nigga, damn you slow Oh we kicked it in the hood drinking, smoking kush, twist up Hood rat with the big butt shows up, got my dick sucked Kissed my auntie on the cheek, see you later Now we five niggas deep in J-Bone's Navigator The club's off the chain, I'm seeing models and stars NBA players straight buying out bars The state of Arizona tryna segregate But my dick don't discriminate, black girls, white girls Pimping, I just like girls California girls, Katy Perry dyke girls Met an Asian with fake tits next to a hype girl She took a powder brand, sniffing on that white girl V.I.P bottles and all that Then some random nigga started pouring out Cognac I said, "Pimpin what you doin'?" He said, "Fuck you too" (What the fuck?) And that’s the last thing I knew and (Ay, ay get that nigga bro!) I took a bottle and I cracked that nigga, smacked that nigga Security rushed me like, "Arrest that nigga" Tearing up the club, all five of us Asian bitch grabbed me like, "Hurry up, slide with us" But the cops were outside, stopped her, detained me Found some coke in her purse, motherfuckers blame me Next thing you know, I'm in the county jail I walked in the cell, my Uncle Tre' is right there Yeah, and he's just shaking his head Then he laughed at a nigga (Don't pee in the bed) Don't let the bright lights fool ya, L.A. a tricky place It's been 24 hours, I just caught my first case, damn! [Bridge: Kree] I’m just came to see the Hollywood sign got locked up Niggas doin' crazy drive-by's, get popped up Esé tripping on me for no reason Jail politics, killin' niggas in season [Hook: Kree] Welcome to Californication You might come for vacation Welcome to Californication But you might leave on probation, I'm telling you now Welcome to Californication Everyone knows, anything goes Welcome to Californication In Californication [Outro: Game] See California be like that sometimes You see the palm trees, all on Venice Beach You see the bright lights all on Hollywood And you think it's all good, right? You gettin' dressed, you ready to go out You see some bad bitches That same bad bitch'll set you the fuck up You walkin' out the club from having a good time Lightweight tipsy, 'fore you know it You got a bag on your head and you in the back of a van Goin' somewhere that you ain't never been in your life That's the reason why you caught the fuck up right now And you don't understand, shit about California So next time you come out here Maybe you should just stop a motherfucker, and ask Los Scandalous