Yao Ming

[Verse 1: David Banner] Hello it’s Mr. David Banner, yo’ bitch beater I suggest that you don’t kiss or hug her, and don’t eat her I Run DMC’s in this bitch in my Adidas I was chosen to expose who you chose as a leader Yes, I’m fresh like a rose picked from the garden of Eden I stepped out the Rolls, my game rose like Easter I got a couple bitches that’s painted like Mona Lisa I fuck ‘em at my leisure and I never touch my Visa So ghetto, my kicks so retro Got nuts like a rhino, call them Mark Ecko You know I ain’t braggin’, pssh, I’m just sayin’ I know y’all said it too, 'cause y’all niggas playin’ David, David Banner, bitch [Chorus: David Banner & (2 Chainz)] And bitch, I’m tall as Yao Ming And bitch, I’m tall as Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy, Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy (yeah, 2 Chainz!) [Verse 2: 2 Chainz] Let's make a toast to the breadwinner (yeah) I am so damn hot, I done scared the Winter Life a beach, I done danced with her, all up in the sand with her Try to get up in the bed with her and put my third leg in her Uh, I’ve been pumpin’ pussy like gas nigga (uh, gas) Got my .44, you’ll get 8 like math, nigga (math) Still use a shoe box for my stash, nigga Money so tall, you gon’ need a giraffe with ya Yeah, self-esteem high like 26 (yeah, tell 'em) You can catch me gettin’ high with like 20 bitches (damn) Takin’ plenty pictures, yeah you know I’m camera ready (true) I’m about to wax that ass, I got my candle ready [Chorus: David Banner] Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy And bitch, I’m tall as Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy And bitch, I’m tall as Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy [Verse 3: Lil Wayne] Okay, traffic on Mars, smokin’ in a spaceship Bright red flag stickin’ out like fake lips I’m forever young, forever Young Mula Bitch, Cash Money is a army, hoorah Tunechi be what they call me, I’m everythin' but sorry Get a bad-ass high yellow bitch to come and ride my horse I named it Charlie No cream in my coffee, don’t bleed on my carpet I falls in love with all these hoes But it’s money over bitches regardless I’m so high, I won’t come down, boy, my pack be dumb loud Waitin' for one of these niggas to cross the line like a touchdown I gotchu, I’m Piru, bitch, I’m out that Bayou Blade on the AK, cut your ass like high school David Banner on the beat, bitch, dig it like a deep ditch I got the world in my hands, I’m 'bout to make a fist Ha, I stand tall as Yao Ming Blocka pow-pow ping, must be New Orleans [Chorus: David Banner] Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy And bitch, I’m tall as Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy And bitch, I’m tall as Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Yao Ming Look at my daddy, look at my daddy Look at my daddy, look at my daddy