Alternate Candidate

Inside every teenage girl is a fountain (is a fountain) Inside every young pair of pants, there's a mountain (there's a mountain) Inside every mother's eyes, is Tommy Tinker's bed Inside every candidate waits a Grateful Dead (Grateful Dead) I'll make you a thing when I'm on my own To relieve myself (to relieve myself) Make it a thing When I gazelle on stage to believe in myself (to believe in myself) Make it a thing To glance at windowpanes and look pleased with myself, yeah (and look pleased with myself) And pretend I'm walking home I took it so bad, I sat in the correctional (in the correctional) Took me a fag and a kick in the moon (and a kick in the moon) Well I ain't gonna suck no radar wing 'Cause inside this tin is tin Would you like techno plate? 'Cause I'm your candidate (you're candidate) Oh yeah It's a matter of life And the way you walk, you've got a brill green queen (a brill green queen) 'T's a matter of tact In the things you talk that keeps his passport clean (keeps his passport clean) A matter of fact That a cock ain't a cock on a 12-inch screen (on a 12-inch screen) So I'll pretend I'm walking home Don't have to scream a lot To keep an Asian tune (keep an Asian tune) Don't have to scream a lot To predict monsoons (monsoons) You don't have to paint my contact black Now I've hustled a pair of jeans Do I have to give your money back When I'm the fleur-de-lis? (fleur-de-lis) Make you a deal I'll say I came from Earth And my tongue is cheap (and my tongue is cheap) I'll make you a deal You can get your kicks on the candidates (on the candidates) I'll make you a deal For your future's sake, I'm the candidate (I'm the candidate) Let's pretend we're walking home Uh-huh Uh-huh I'm a candidate (I'm a candidate) I'm a candidate (I'm a candidate) Oh now, for the candidate (now, for the candidate)