The Bumps

[Verse 1] I could never be a professional lover I don't even know what to say It doesn't really matter I'm drunk or I'm sober Talkin' only gets in the way [Chorus] But I ride in the middle of the road Traffic all around me I've got a language of my own Ridin' in the back of the van waitin' for the show to begin [Post-Chorus] Hittin' all the bumpity-bumps Feelin' it go thumpity-thump Tappin' on the window outside Now are they gonna let us tonight? [Verse 2] All the pretty girls have their own special language Anyone can see that they do What do they mean when they whisper sweet nothings Keepin' all their boyfriends confused? But I don't have no reason or no rhyme None of them could find me Feel like I've practiced all my life Nothin' ever happens on time, waitin' for the show is all [Chorus] Ride in the middle of the road Traffic swirls around me I have got a language of my own I don't know what to do with my hands, I never had a very good plan [Verse 3] Now the band is starting to play I can sorta hear it okay Now I can feel the music inside Wanted, wanted, wanted tonight [Chorus] I ride in the middle of the road Traffic all around me I have got a lanugage of my own Any little music will do Listen for a minute or two [Post-Chorus] Hittin' all the bumpity-bumps Feelin' it go thumpity-thump Tappin' on the window outside Now are we gonna go for a ride?